Update:
The Pole Assassin is defending herself:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1455381489600897026
She is supporting her man. At least love conquers all.
Best twitter reactions:
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I’d say she’s in the right. She oughta press charges on the kid to teach him a lesson.
Hopefully the kid’s parents read him the riot act and/or tore up his hide.
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Or maybe let the monkey get payback…
- monkey dresses up in costume
- monkey creeps into kids room
- kid bites monkey
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What is that scar on your pinky Jimmy?
“Let me tell you the story of the Pole Assassin and Gia her emotional support pet monkey”
“Not in a million years Jimmy”
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I’m starting to like her. She was clear thinking, apparently sober, and organized in her presentation.
And Hell, the two of them were doing something fun for the kids instead of getting plastered and posting sim life on TicToc.
Put me in the monkey column.
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Monkeys are dangerous and unpredictable so he should have known
Nothing says turn back, do not pass, no trespassing like balloons!
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idk about that…CDH and the Ritz…time to represent!..
Why all the monkey hate? Can’t we all as primates learn to get along. Sign of the times I guess.
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I hadn’t thought about that. Assassinating Poles is really not ok from a historical perspective. I am going to have to say this stripper must change her stage name. Just not appropriate.
I mean if an acrobatic team from Russia had the name Hanging Russians, it would not be ok.
Come on we got rid of the Cleveland Indians.
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She did state that she blocked the gate with balloons. That is pretty secure and the monkey was therefore relatively inaccessible.
Inexcusable also that the kid couldn’t read the fine print below “Do not Enter”. Ya know, that sign on Halloween almost requires investigation just to see what is behind the gate.
Exactly, monkey, pole dancer (not assassin) and UT asst coach are in the clear.
Go Horns.
“Exactly” is in the clear too?
The Whorenz are going nowhere… Two more losses minimum. Most likely 5-7 by the time they are done getting whipped this year. And if Kansas brings their A game then 4-8 is on the table.
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