Poll:
…no pun itended
Do you think this is going to make sportscenter PLAYS of the week?
I need a GIF with a monkey riding a longhorn
This should be on the ‘That’s a dollar’ segment of College Football Final.
Okay friends…
This is the new utau pimp/maggots official song
LET’S GO GIA, LET’S GO GIA
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PUF State
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Texas used to be fun to hate. Now they are just sad and clownish and predictably bad.
Hey didn’t you used to be the Texas Longhorns?
Gia feels betrayed
Her rep is all smiles
Meanwhile the utau pimp/maggots school started a new doctorate program.
Unfortunately the school’s dorms have seen a major injury increase.
https://twitter.com/Outkick/status/1455545516859797509?s=20
That’s a great intro sentence…
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I see your point. Now if it happens again then there is a story here. Two monkey bites is clearly a thing.
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Oh but to have the Rice versus Whorn game this week with a special halftime performance by the Rice MOB.
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I wonder if the monkey is a closet Aggie.
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I’m sorry (not sorry) but I’ve been chuckling all day at this story. It’s just so… what’s the word? It’s so Texas.
On surly horns there’s a thread listing historical reasons why UT is a cursed program and the the coach’s kid biting monkey made the list
Chuckle … chuckle… chuckle.
A buddy of mine is a referee. I called him this morning and asked if he happens to be going to Ames this weekend. He said yes. I told him about the monkey, the stripper & UT. He didn’t know about it. He said this will be interesting as Campbell was not happy with them last week. I expect there are monkey & stripper pole signs being made right now.
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How can UT upstage a glorious loss to Baylor?
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With a… POLE ASSASSIN!!! Now I’m picturing an assassin killing people with a pole…
Yes, there will be a movie about this; and because UT is so heavily involved in the plot, Matthew McConaughey will direct it.
It is rumored (by his agent) that Tom Herman, who is still on UT’s vendors’ list, will play the role of the coach.
The producer will be cinema hot shot, Alec Baldwin.
The California Angels’ Rally Monkey has already passed on the simian role, citing “other obligations” as the reason.
Deloss Dodds has agreed to play the part of the investigating officer who declares that “Monkeys will be monkeys.” while promising “an investigation”.
The Pole Assassin role will be played by Danielle Thomas, who is the real Pole Assassin. She will be a newcomer to the big screen, and her actual appearance, especially in closeups, may surprise some because, even though she has performed in public many times, no one has previously actually bothered to look at her face.
After premiering in theatres, the movie will move to the Longhorn Network. (Where UT never loses.)
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That’s funny. After seeing the pictures, all I wanted to do was look at her face.
Clown show up there in Austin
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And they said it was gonna be a slow news day lmao
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