Texas TE Coach's Pet Monkey Bites Kid

Not a good look.

They are SEC ready.

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I’ve often lamented that I didn’t go to medical school because I too could’ve been a doctor of neighborhood

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This just gets better and better…

Interested in more content, check out Bunkie Perkins on Twitter. Just pure, pure gold.

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Lets not be so sanctimonious, we are talking about one monkey, one stripper and one bit tricker treater. One, only one. Hell if the kid dressed up as a tiger, the monkey probably just got scared and bit the kid. In my mind this one is on the parents of the kid.

I feel horrible for the Longhorn faithful. Its been 12 years since they won a conference title. Longest drought ever. They have won Alamo Bowls, when glorious history of the Alamo Bowl is written, I feel pretty certain the burnt orange will have a chapter or two,

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“Ain’t no party like a Longhorn party, cause a Longhorn party don’t stop!”

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And don’t forget the Poinsettia and Holiday Bowls…

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At first I thought it was Coach Monkey that did the biting. A first name of Pet made me wonder though.

Anyone have a biography on the Pole Assassin?

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Seem’s like a fit for Ed O’s staff wherever he ends up.

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Who said UT wasn’t ready for the SEC?

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Ok not going to lie, after watching that video I was impressed with her moves.

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I wonder what it is like to bring her home on Thanksgiving to meet the family. Mom I want you to meet my girlfriend Pole Assassin. She brought a blueberry pie for dessert.

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Will Banks still be on staff this Friday?

Siehcoog, this has to be the understatement of the year.

What do you expect from the utau pimp/utau maggots?
A pole assassin
A pet monkey:
Here is Gia’s full bio
“I’m a white face capuchin…im a girl….my name Gia. I’m an emotional support animal. I can make u smile,”
Yes friends Gia is an emotional support animal.
Gia is an emotional support animal performing at exotic dancing establishments near you.
A pole assassin exotic dancer needing an emotional support animal?
I would like to have the reporter go a bit deeper in this story.
Question:
Gia is named in the breaking news story an emotional support animal does that mean that the pole assassin has an actual emotional animal support permit?
We have to ask who issued the permit?
Could this bring ncaa sanction(s)?
Marvin Zindler wants to know if recruits were brought in to the pole’s assassin preferred establishment.
Has Gia been brought on recruiting trips?
The ncaa has to come out with an official statement on this.
Friends where is PETA in this?

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Here is in full display, no holds bar what an emotional support animal can do for you.
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The stinky rodent has a movie in the works. Should be released for Christmas.

Dang. Holgorsen sure is a boring coach😎

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