This is where someone needs to drop, “Not my circus. Not my monkeys.”
I hope the horns realize that we aren’t laughing with them; we’re laughing at them.
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The American Council on Marriage and Relationships has suggested that things typically get better once you leave your wife for a stripper.
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Jim Rome was absolutely brutal on this today.
For all you clones…”lunch with the monkey” was played about a hundred times…I laughed until my sides hurt…
The whorns have a monkey? Why don’t they have it riding on bevo as it runs onto the field prior to the kickoff? The monkey could be trained to slap bevo while waving its little cowboy hat. Even better, train bevo to buck! Missed opportunities…
Outstanding ^^^^^
My sources tell me the entire Texas defensive line are going to get support monkeys. The monkeys are supposed to teach the players to be more aggressive and at the same time help them to deal with the emotional losses coming up.
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James Harden approved.
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